the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
neither do a lot of women
omydearjesuslord. i just had this discussion with my fiance last night. thank you tumblr.
see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up
why is he in there
he was trying to find a tub to melt a dead body in acid in
oh well I was not expecting that
my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
lms if you want a relationship like this