wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
i couldn’t give less of a flaming fuck if guys feel excluded by the magical girl genre. sorry that you feel alienated by something that is meant to encourage and uplift girls and celebrate femininity. why dont you go partake in the 50,000,000,000 works of fiction that cater directly to you
call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic
‘cause way down deep inside we’ve got a dream!
WHY IS THIS GIF SET NOT AROUND MORE?!
I like that they’re all so supportive of one another, but still decide to crack in skulls when they get mad.
Such good friends.
This whole sequence also doesn’t make them seem any less manly, but they have interests that would often classify them as instantly “gay”. Yay Disney taking baby steps to equality!
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.