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i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
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one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
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OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”
it was the most confusing point of my drunk life
